I’d very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
Cats do this because its a hunting instinct to snap the neck of their prey.
*the more you know*
It’s a murderer instinct but holy shit it’s so cute.
Fun Fact: The little shaking move they do when they pick up toys in their mouths is the one for snapping necks.
This one’s actually for disemboweling. And it’s adorable.
The cutest murder machines ever.
lol so done, goodnight
stuck on this song omg <3
Imagine how cool it would be if just before we died we got to see our life statistics, like how many times we’ve laughed or cried or fell in love or how many hours you’ve spent with friends and family or how many friends you’ve made, how many countries you’ve visited, how many ups, how many downs you’ve had, how many times you’ve kissed someone and you could see your whole life laid out in front of you.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
My entire existence in one post.
A living oxymoron.
Lol we are all oxymorons